What can you buy on Amazon?

If you've read my previous posts, you may recall that I mentioned my fondness of lists. Well, I like to make lists. Lately I've been exploring on http://www.amazon.com/ and I've come up with a list of a few of the crazy things you can buy off of that site. Pretty much..anything your little heart desires. Here it goes:

• Steak. Yeah, steak. You can buy 30 oz. steaks. Or if you so desire, filet mignon.
• Hookahs. In any color you could possibly want. And if you don't want to pay big bucks, you can get a mini one for only $9.95!
• Like to roll your own cigars? They've got it covered. Cigar rollers are available.
• All that smoking getting to you? They have inhalers. They have Himalayan inhalers..whatever the heck those are.
• Lung shaped pillows. Aww, they even have eyes and a mouth.
• Inflatable tongues. (....?)
• Rodent trouble? No problem! Get mice repellent.
• The ugliest bowls I've ever seen: http://www.amazon.com/ZooBuds-Hand-Painted-Cream-Cereal/dp/B000VHZMG4/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&s=home-garden&qid=1271281843&sr=8-1
• 3D tvs
• Uh... http://www.amazon.com/Gnome-Be-Gone-Turtle-Rider/dp/B0015O75SK/ref=sr_1_10?ie=UTF8&s=home-garden&qid=1271282231&sr=8-10
• Craving a moon pie? They have boxes and boxes of them.
• Looking for some target practice but you don't have anything to shoot at? Get a cardboard cutout of Obama. Oh wait..I forgot. They aren't free so I guess it's not worth it. Unless you really want to pay for a picture of him.
• light saber chopsticks
• Mmmmm. Hungry? http://www.amazon.com/Flukers-78000-Gourmet-Canned-Crickets/dp/B000YFGS52/ref=sr_1_4?ie=UTF8&s=home-garden&qid=1271283126&sr=8-4

Ok, that's all I've got for now. I'm off to eat supper. Enjoy the list. =]

- Ninjasinger